A PRIEST IS ALWAYS WRONG


A Priest is always wrong because . . .

If he begins his mass on time, his watch is advanced;

If he begins a minute later, he keeps people waiting

If he preaches too long, he makes people get bored;

If his homily is too short, he is unprepared.

If he owns a car, he is luxurious;

If he does not own one, he does not go with the times.

If he goes out to visit families, he is always out:

If he does not, he has no time for them.

If he asks for donations, he is a moneymaker;

If he does not do it, he is too proud and lazy.

If he takes time in the confessional, he is too slow;

If he makes it too fast, he has no time for his penitents.

If he renovates the church, he throws away money;

If he does not do it, he allows everything to rot away.

If he is with the youth, he forgets the old.

If he is seen with women, he is a playboy;

If he goes with men, he is not normal;

If he is young, he has no experience;

If he is old, he should retire.

As long as he lives, there are always people who are better than him;

BUT IF THE PRIEST DIES….THERE IS NOBODY TO TAKE HIS PLACE!

“Do not touch my anointed ones or harm my prophets.” – Psalm105:15

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4 thoughts on “A PRIEST IS ALWAYS WRONG

  1. hahahaha..i love it! a priest is always wrong jud. are u the one making this one? or just hiding someone’s name?hehehehe

  2. as you may know very well than me these days blogs are cropping up all over the place.most peolpe starting such blogs think,they can write anyway and anything on there blog which is definately not true.but your blog solely stands out for your writing style,it is actually quite engrossing.keep at it.

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