Parlor in San Juan : Cut & Face.
Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: Starducks.
Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: Violybee.
Internet cafe opened among squatters: Cafe Pindot.
In Manila , a laundry place: Summa Cum Laundry.
Petshop in Ortigas: Pussies and Bitches.
A pet shop in Kamuning: PakitaMo Pet Mo.
Bakery: Bread Pit.
Bank in Alabang: Alabank.
Restaurant in Pampanga: Mekeni Rogers.
Restaurant in Pasig : Johnny’s Fried Chicken: The Fried of Marikina .
A boxing gym: Blow Jab.
A tombstone maker in Antipolo: Lito Lapida.
A copy center in Sikatuna Village : Pakopya ni Edgar.
A beerhouse in Cavite : Chickpoint.
Laundromat in Sikatuna: StarWash: Attack of the Clothes.
Internet cafe in Taguig: n@kopi@.
Name of a kambingan: Sa Goat Kita.
A salon somewhere: Curl Up And Dye.
A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: Gee Congee.
A water refilling station in Dapitan: Wa-Thirst.
A store selling feeds for chickens: Robocock.
Shoe repair in Marikina : Dr. Shoe-Bago.
Petshop: Petness First.
Flower shop: Susan’s Roses.
Taxicab: Income Taxi.
A 2nd hand watch store: 2nd Time Around.
A squid stall in a wet market: Pusit to the Limit.
A shrimp store: Hipon Coming Back.
A gay lawyers extension office: NotaRepublic .
A ceiling installer: Kisame Street.
A car repair shop: Bangga ka day?.
An aquatic pet store in Malolos: Fish Be With You.
A fishball cart named: Poke Poke.
A beauty salon: Saudia Hairlines.
A bakery: Anak Ng Tinapay.
A resto along Mayon road in Manila : May Lisa Eatery.
Laundry shop: Wash Your Problem.
Ice cream parlor: Dila Lang Ang Katapat.
Chicharon store: Chicha Hut.
Neighborhood pizza store: Pizza Hot.
A fishball cart near UST: Eat My Balls.
A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: Pinoy Big Barber.
A Resto: The Last Supper.
A goto resto: Goto Ko Pa !.
A peanut vendor’s cart: Mani ni Papa.
A gym in Malolos: Gaymann Fitness Center.
My brother’s party needs business: Balloon-Balloonan.
A Chinese restaurant in Pasig : Lah-Fang.
Panaderia: Trimonay Bakeshop.
Salon: Hair Dot Comb.
Signage on a restaurant: We are open 25 hrs. a day – no lunch/dinner breaks!.
A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: Dina Fresh Chicken.
Slogan of a mobile massage business: Massage only, God is watching.
Shoe repair store along Commonwealth: SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you