NAKAKATAWANG BUSINESS NAMES: ONLI IN DA PILIPINS!


Parlor in San Juan : Cut & Face.

 

Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: Starducks.

Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: Violybee.

Internet cafe opened among squatters: Cafe Pindot.

In Manila , a laundry place: Summa Cum Laundry.

Petshop in Ortigas: Pussies and Bitches.

A pet shop in Kamuning: PakitaMo Pet Mo.

Bakery: Bread Pit.

Bank in Alabang: Alabank.

Restaurant in Pampanga: Mekeni Rogers.

Restaurant in Pasig : Johnny’s Fried Chicken: The Fried of Marikina .

A boxing gym: Blow Jab.

A tombstone maker in Antipolo: Lito Lapida.

A copy center in Sikatuna Village : Pakopya ni Edgar.

A beerhouse in Cavite : Chickpoint.

Laundromat in Sikatuna: StarWash: Attack of the Clothes.

Internet cafe in Taguig: n@kopi@.

Name of a kambingan: Sa Goat Kita.

A salon somewhere: Curl Up And Dye.

A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: Gee Congee.

A water refilling station in Dapitan: Wa-Thirst.

A store selling feeds for chickens: Robocock.

Shoe repair in Marikina : Dr. Shoe-Bago.

Petshop: Petness First.

Flower shop: Susan’s Roses.

Taxicab: Income Taxi.

A 2nd hand watch store: 2nd Time Around.

A squid stall in a wet market: Pusit to the Limit.

A shrimp store: Hipon Coming Back.

A gay lawyers extension office: NotaRepublic .

A ceiling installer: Kisame Street.

A car repair shop: Bangga ka day?.

An aquatic pet store in Malolos: Fish Be With You.

A fishball cart named: Poke Poke.

A beauty salon: Saudia Hairlines.

A bakery: Anak Ng Tinapay.

A resto along Mayon road in Manila : May Lisa Eatery.

Laundry shop: Wash Your Problem.

Ice cream parlor: Dila Lang Ang Katapat.

Chicharon store: Chicha Hut.

Neighborhood pizza store: Pizza Hot.

A fishball cart near UST: Eat My Balls.

A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: Pinoy Big Barber.

A Resto: The Last Supper.

A goto resto: Goto Ko Pa !.

A peanut vendor’s cart: Mani ni Papa.

A gym in Malolos: Gaymann Fitness Center.

My brother’s party needs business: Balloon-Balloonan.

A Chinese restaurant in Pasig : Lah-Fang.

Panaderia: Trimonay Bakeshop.

Salon: Hair Dot Comb.

Signage on a restaurant: We are open 25 hrs. a day – no lunch/dinner breaks!.

A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: Dina Fresh Chicken.

Slogan of a mobile massage business: Massage only, God is watching.

Shoe repair store along Commonwealth: SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you

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